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Me:  *sits on the park bench next to Drake* Sup papi
Drake:  Nothin much
Me:  I can see that.
Drake:  whats that supposed to mean?
Me:  oh im just sayin thats its a lot of nothin with u lately
Drake:  like?
Me:  wheres views from the 6?
Drake:  *starts sweatin* what?
Me:  Your album papi. Where is it?
Drake:  its uh..its in the works..
Me:  I see. So.. you gotta release date or something gimme a little timeline?
Drake:  You heard 0-100 right?
Me:  Oh yeah I heard but I thought u just needed a rhyme or something because if u think im waiting till spring 2015 u got another thing comin playboy
Drake:  u know what? I got somewhere to be *tries to stand up*
Me:  *yanks him back down by the hem of his luxurious cashmere sweater*
Me:  Understand?
Drake:  *nods*
Me:  *lets go of his sweater* aight u can go.
Drake:  *stands up*
Me:  I like them timbs by the way
Drake:  Huh?
Me:  Collateral.
Drake:  *sighs and kicks off his boots*
Me:  *picks them up* I'll be seein you champagne.
Drake:  *under his breath* I cant stand this bitch
Me:  What?
Drake:  Nothin
Me:  *trying on my new timbs* keep playin and imma come for that chain



it’s truly amazing how some white women get so threatened when a black woman is shining. 

y’all say male egos are weak, but let’s try the ego of a white woman when a black woman is garnering a lot of positive attention. 

watch how suddenly they want the rules to change. gone is the solidarity that a woman’s body is her own, oh no, not for black women. now she needs to cover up and speak less.